Family Legacy Preserver Gifts

'I could swear I heard, 'You're running everything in the ground, son!'

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Michael Jackson

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

Investment advice from father to son:"Learn to walk and then learn to invest. I'm depending on you to look after me when I grow old."

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

'Someday, Son, this will all be your problem.'

'Of course, we're family-owned & operated in India.'

"I'm pretty sure your grandma's secret apple pie recipe is not considered an unauthorized classified document."

'Are you on any medication other than your Grandma's chicken soup?'

"Everyone here is alive because I got laid."

"Sorry, Dad."

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive."

'...and someday this will all be yours, Son.'

"A lot of blood, sweat and tears went into making this company what it is today! My father worked hard for what I've got."

'What do you mean, you don't want to dry grapes in the sun for dessert wines, like your father? He's a big success--and only 32!'

"Dad...how do you know when to stop?"

'Look around Dad. This was once all yours...'

"Thank you for coming with me. This is a sacred family tradition."

'You rejected my great grandfather and my father. I demand you recuse yourself!'

'Oy! Zadie, I think we need a bigger house!'

Every time an invading army tries to kill me, I wonder if I should have finished art school instead of going to the family business.

"One day Son all this will be yours."

"My kids may hate me, but my great-great-grandkids are going to love me."

'...Mom said i can have it!' 'No way! She promised I get the painting!'