Family Tradition Preserver Gifts

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

"One day you can participate in Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day as a parent."

"We always have pizza for Easter dinner because that's what my mom gives up for Lent."

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

Investment advice from father to son:"Learn to walk and then learn to invest. I'm depending on you to look after me when I grow old."

"He's retreated into nationalism."

"My dad was really good at showing me how to throw poo. He was just never any good at explaining exactly why I should be throwing it."

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

The Christening Party

"I don't care what your father said, Santa likes milk and cookies NOT beer and pretzels!"

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

"I'm pretty sure your grandma's secret apple pie recipe is not considered an unauthorized classified document."

"Everyone here is alive because I got laid."

'Are you on any medication other than your Grandma's chicken soup?'

Confirmation of Westminster School Boys at the Abbey

"If we're doing such a good job of keeping the devil away, how come we have so many of these infernal machines around here?"

'Personally, I prefer a more traditional message for Easter Service.'