Family Tradition Keeper Gifts

'What do you mean, you don't want to dry grapes in the sun for dessert wines, like your father? He's a big success--and only 32!'

"I'm pretty sure your grandma's secret apple pie recipe is not considered an unauthorized classified document."

"Dad...how do you know when to stop?"

'Nothing says Christmas like daddy in his old santa suit smelling like moth balls.'

'Are you on any medication other than your Grandma's chicken soup?'

"It's time I explained the Birds and Bees and PMS to you."

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

"Thank you for coming with me. This is a sacred family tradition."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"One day you can participate in Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day as a parent."

"We always have pizza for Easter dinner because that's what my mom gives up for Lent."

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

Investment advice from father to son:"Learn to walk and then learn to invest. I'm depending on you to look after me when I grow old."

"He's retreated into nationalism."

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

The Christening Party