Family Tradition Keeper Gifts

'What do you mean, you don't want to dry grapes in the sun for dessert wines, like your father? He's a big success--and only 32!'

"I'm pretty sure your grandma's secret apple pie recipe is not considered an unauthorized classified document."

"Dad...how do you know when to stop?"

'Nothing says Christmas like daddy in his old santa suit smelling like moth balls.'

'Are you on any medication other than your Grandma's chicken soup?'

"It's time I explained the Birds and Bees and PMS to you."

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

"Thank you for coming with me. This is a sacred family tradition."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"I'm getting too old for this..."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"One day you can participate in Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day as a parent."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

"We always have pizza for Easter dinner because that's what my mom gives up for Lent."

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

Investment advice from father to son:"Learn to walk and then learn to invest. I'm depending on you to look after me when I grow old."

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"He's retreated into nationalism."

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."