Family Tradition Cherisher Gifts

I can't believe it. The newspaper is trying to cancel Blondie. I love that comic strip. I'm its biggest fan. I've read it since I was a girl. My mom read it. Grandma Sadie read it. The first Blondie collection has been passed down through several generations. It's a family heirloom. The sandwich etchings are hilarious. They did that same joke last week.

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

Children with Dog on Christmas Eve

"One day you can participate in Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day as a parent."

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

"I couldn't have made my family recipe raisin date nut cake with it's secret ingredient without Jimmy's help."

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

"My dad was really good at showing me how to throw poo. He was just never any good at explaining exactly why I should be throwing it."

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

Tyler missed the old days before his parents used behavioral tracking software.

'Someday, Son, this will all be your problem.'

'Of course, we're family-owned & operated in India.'

"I'm pretty sure your grandma's secret apple pie recipe is not considered an unauthorized classified document."

Lore and legend of the Pennypackers

"It was our grandmother's wedding dress—we had her exhumed so you could wear it."

'Are you on any medication other than your Grandma's chicken soup?'

'...and someday this will all be yours, Son.'

'What do you mean, you don't want to dry grapes in the sun for dessert wines, like your father? He's a big success--and only 32!'

Christening

"Mom, Dad – I’d like you to meet Edna."

What a stupid custom! I like it. Teddy. Twig. But I don't believe in Santa and neither do you. So don't hang your stocking! I do believe in mom and dad! Ahh

The gift of a family Christmas

"When I moved here after your mother passed... The first thing I did was make this altar...so I could pray for her. But your father said, 'Just no photos.'"

"I can tell you that's not the version of Uncle Sam that I grew up with."

"Thank you for coming with me. This is a sacred family tradition."

"Dad...how do you know when to stop?"

"I found my great aunt Irma's delicioso roast turkey recipe!"

"Son, once your grandma wore these shoes. I wore them after her, and now I will give them to you because I think they fit your dresses perfectly."