Family Tradition Keepers Gifts

'You knew he was going into the family business when you married him.'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"One day you can participate in Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day as a parent."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"We always have pizza for Easter dinner because that's what my mom gives up for Lent."

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

Investment advice from father to son:"Learn to walk and then learn to invest. I'm depending on you to look after me when I grow old."

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

"He's retreated into nationalism."

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

Tyler missed the old days before his parents used behavioral tracking software.

The Christening Party

"I don't care what your father said, Santa likes milk and cookies NOT beer and pretzels!"