Family Memory Keeper Gifts

"Grandpa is so old he can remember the first time he saw someone walking down the street talking on a phone"

"That's my collection of my daughter's embarrassing photos I threaten to post on Facebook if she doesn't behave."

"Mom, do you remember how cute I was as a baby?"

"I loved the way he used to play fireman, and it seems like yesterday when he was taking his toy panda to school...but the thing I miss most is that he used to talk to me."

'Oy! Zadie, I think we need a bigger house!'

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Look! It's a picture of your first goal in your first soccer game!"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

"What Genocide? What Armenians?"

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

Three kids in a trench coat, twenty years later.

'Forget what?'

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

Tooth fairy

'You're always living in the past.'

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

Mission Impossible: The Family Photo

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'