Memory Keeper Gifts

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"Hurry, hurry! When you get back, we'll finish rehashing 1924 and get right on to 1925!"

'As I get older I'm scared of losing my memory.'

"But I like living in the past. It's where I grew up."

"You're wrong Ted, this is absolutely the right time to organize three decades of photos."

'Grandfather...what was so good about the old days?'

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

Guide Dog and Dementia Elephant

Micklebar knew more about something than anyone else, but he's forgotten what it is.

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

"That's the one that got lost on our trip to Miami in 1997.'

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"Oh, not much. Just sitting here sifting through an old scrapbook of past injustices and imagined slights."

"Actually, there's kind of a cute story behind that divorce."

"Our family. We ran out of room years ago."

"Oh, I almost forgot, how's your new grandson?"

Retired Elephants living with their memories - their long, detailed, complete, endless memories...

"I fondly remember the time before the money ran out."

"Talk about depressing...I went to my school reunion and even the elephants didn't remember me."

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"This must be Grandma's facebook page!"

'You won't believe where that old guy keeps pictures. In his wallet!'

You and Your Shadow

'So, how old are you now?'

"You remembered."

'I wish I remembered now what I knew then.'

"And there's when I was 10, and they caught me shoplifting. Man, I didn't know you kept everything bottled up like that."

"Well, another year and we've ignored Mother's Day."

'Christmas holds painful memories for Fred, that's when he lost his licence. '

These are pictures of my grandchildren...' 'She's back to her old self.'

Clancy: Confused Memory

"Remember before summer when we were in school? We walked in the halls...carried books...took tests. Those were the days."

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"This dvd of Billy's first day at school is due back in two days, Mom."