Memory Keepers Gifts

Happy Anniversary!

'They're not out of focus. They're just fuzzy memories.'

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

Class Reunion. Remember when we all used to be the same age?

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

"I think I'm losing my memory."

"I have to help my parents take a boring trip down memory lane...I mean...clean out the attic."

Memory Foam

In Loving Memory of Alzheimer - Lest We Forget

"Jose Paschall was 72 and very handsome! I can't believe his family printed this photo of when he was 23! It's like saying we should remember old people the way they were, not the way they are."

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

'Mom was pretty...but Dad was a geek.'

'I can't remember where I've buried my bones: You haven't happened to have seen them, have you Mr Mole?'

'Remember 'back in the day'. . . about 15 minuted ago.'

'They colorize old movies so I colorized your old photographs.'

"Oh, no! Not their holiday video!"

'Boy, that brings back memories.'

Back then I couldn't drive across two states without a potty break. Bob and Clarence remember the Dry years.

'Grandpa, what was the most romantic thing you ever tweeted grandma?'

Baby Photos - Adult photos with their babies.

'Day ten with out computer, and we already ran out of memory!!'

"When I was small, I didn't know we were poor. I just knew we didn't have any money."

What's the first thing you remember? Why do you ask? Because it'll help the cosmologists. Come again? Cosmologists have discovered a lot about the universe. In 1990, they discovered cosmic microwaves are "black body radiation." What that means is, they discovered the microwave radiation that fills the universe conforms exactly to a pattern known as a "black body spectrum" that was predicted by models of the big bang. English!!! They proved the big bang happened. But one of the big questions cosm

Memento 2: Pandemic Parenting

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."