College Memory Keepers Gifts

"Hey, while you guys have that laser thingy out, how about removing that tattoo? Don't ask, it was a college thing."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

'Forget what?'

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

"Better to have had ice cream and lost it than never to have had ice cream at all."

'You're always living in the past.'

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

Wall of Office Memories

'Lost Diary'

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

"I'm taking detailed notes of everything, so I can tell my kids what things were really like when I was their age."

"Hi Mom...do you remember in which grade I was given an award for my excellent performance of the song about little ducks?"

'They're not out of focus. They're just fuzzy memories.'

"My source is my grandfather's memory!"

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

You are not forgotten!

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

Remember when?... When was that?

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

'Remember when we used to catch small fish by the bucket full.'

If you're a multiple personality could you spare an identity for an amnesiac?

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

"Half-full. Those were the days."