Memorial Keeper Gifts

Twin Towers in Heaven

'Forget what?'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

"What Genocide? What Armenians?"

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

'You're always living in the past.'

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

"I'm taking detailed notes of everything, so I can tell my kids what things were really like when I was their age."

'Lost Diary'

Wall of Office Memories

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

"Hi Mom...do you remember in which grade I was given an award for my excellent performance of the song about little ducks?"

'They're not out of focus. They're just fuzzy memories.'

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

"My source is my grandfather's memory!"

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

You are not forgotten!

A family reunion that warms them to their very core.

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"