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Mission Impossible: The Family Photo

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'George is keen to get a photo of our little boy standing on his head.'

"I was all the way to the corner....hen I smelled the chocolate chip cookies!"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

My First Camera

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

"When did she start crawling?"

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Three kids in a trench coat, twenty years later.

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"Better to have had ice cream and lost it than never to have had ice cream at all."

Tooth fairy

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

'This statue is based on an earlier work of mine from the pre-kindergarten era.'

'I guess what happens in Kindergarten, doesn't stay in Kindergarten.'

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

Origins of a family tradition.