Family Memory Maker T-Shirts

Smartphone Holiday.

I miss...

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'George is keen to get a photo of our little boy standing on his head.'

"I was all the way to the corner....hen I smelled the chocolate chip cookies!"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

My First Camera

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

"When did she start crawling?"

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

Three kids in a trench coat, twenty years later.

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

"Better to have had ice cream and lost it than never to have had ice cream at all."

Tooth fairy

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

'I guess what happens in Kindergarten, doesn't stay in Kindergarten.'

Origins of a family tradition.

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

Investment advice from father to son:"Learn to walk and then learn to invest. I'm depending on you to look after me when I grow old."

'Pictures of your family?'