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"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"What Genocide? What Armenians?"

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

Three kids in a trench coat, twenty years later.

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

'Forget what?'

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

Tooth fairy

'You're always living in the past.'

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

"I'm taking detailed notes of everything, so I can tell my kids what things were really like when I was their age."

Wall of Office Memories

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

'I guess what happens in Kindergarten, doesn't stay in Kindergarten.'