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'...Mom said i can have it!' 'No way! She promised I get the painting!'

Investment advice from father to son:"Learn to walk and then learn to invest. I'm depending on you to look after me when I grow old."

"Everyone here is alive because I got laid."

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Michael Jackson

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

Scot country dancing,

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

'Someday, Son, this will all be your problem.'

'Of course, we're family-owned & operated in India.'

'Are you on any medication other than your Grandma's chicken soup?'

"Sorry, Dad."

"I'm pretty sure your grandma's secret apple pie recipe is not considered an unauthorized classified document."

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."

'...and someday this will all be yours, Son.'

'What do you mean, you don't want to dry grapes in the sun for dessert wines, like your father? He's a big success--and only 32!'

"A lot of blood, sweat and tears went into making this company what it is today! My father worked hard for what I've got."

"Thank you for coming with me. This is a sacred family tradition."

Every time an invading army tries to kill me, I wonder if I should have finished art school instead of going to the family business.

'Oy! Zadie, I think we need a bigger house!'

'Look around Dad. This was once all yours...'

"Dad...how do you know when to stop?"

'You rejected my great grandfather and my father. I demand you recuse yourself!'

"One day Son all this will be yours."