Holiday Memory Maker T-Shirts

"Pick two! Staying abreast of the rapidly evolving global pandemic and what it means for your middle-class suburban life. Creating holiday memories that your kids will treasure throughout their lifetimes. Remembering to eat a vegetable."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Camping-Pong

'See you in two weeks!'

Skier and his dog.

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

"Better to have had ice cream and lost it than never to have had ice cream at all."

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Mission Impossible: The Family Photo

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

'I need to get away and unwind!'

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

Now Playing: Christmas ? The Ultimate feel-Good Musical!

"It's just not the same."

"I was all the way to the corner....hen I smelled the chocolate chip cookies!"

"Next year, let's go someplace where the locals resent the tourists in a language we don't understand."

'Shredded wheat cereal, cracked wheat toast, and crushed pineapple. I didn't do it. It came that way.'

'Mail order? You said all the toys were hand-made!'

'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

Will you remember this

Gracie complains that there is no snow, so she and Tia Carmen make snowflakes.

Xmas tree

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

Santa falls on hard times: 'Numbskulls! I said use lady's stockings!'

Protection from the sun.

Won't it be fun to vacation with your grandmother? I guess. But I'd rather go with you and daddy. Oh, honey! That's so sweet! We'll miss you tooo � Groan! We'll have to be polite 24/7! Does my smile look sincere?

Smartphone Holiday.

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