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Papi makes snowfall for Gracie on Christmas with an ice shredder.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Camping-Pong

'See you in two weeks!'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Snowman Football Fan.

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

Making Christmas Decorations

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

'Let's see what Santa has in his sack for a little boy or girl...'

Superman charades

"Pick two! Staying abreast of the rapidly evolving global pandemic and what it means for your middle-class suburban life. Creating holiday memories that your kids will treasure throughout their lifetimes. Remembering to eat a vegetable."

Elves riding on a match box sleigh with mouse on top.

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

'Wear them on thanksgiving instead.'

'Maybe next time. I never kiss on a first date.'

"Something pickled this way comes!"

"Have a Happy Christmas and a great New Year."

Driving home for Christmas.

'Welcome' mat laid for Santa in the fireplace.

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

Gracie complains that there is no snow, so she and Tia Carmen make snowflakes.

"I'm not drunk! I'm jush looking for my car keyish."

Children's Messages and Lists for Santa Clause

The annual Santa Claus stock rally.

Mouse Cracker

Swan Lake dancers at Christmas.

"This batch of Witch's Brew is vegan. The eye of newt and toe of frog are plant-based."