Holiday Magic Maker Mugs

Papi makes snowfall for Gracie on Christmas with an ice shredder.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Camping-Pong

'See you in two weeks!'

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

Snowman Football Fan.

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

Making Christmas Decorations

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

'Wear them on thanksgiving instead.'

Elves riding on a match box sleigh with mouse on top.

Superman charades

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

"Something pickled this way comes!"

"Pick two! Staying abreast of the rapidly evolving global pandemic and what it means for your middle-class suburban life. Creating holiday memories that your kids will treasure throughout their lifetimes. Remembering to eat a vegetable."

'Let's see what Santa has in his sack for a little boy or girl...'

'Maybe next time. I never kiss on a first date.'

"Have a Happy Christmas and a great New Year."

Driving home for Christmas.

'Welcome' mat laid for Santa in the fireplace.

Gracie complains that there is no snow, so she and Tia Carmen make snowflakes.

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

Won't it be fun to vacation with your grandmother? I guess. But I'd rather go with you and daddy. Oh, honey! That's so sweet! We'll miss you tooo � Groan! We'll have to be polite 24/7! Does my smile look sincere?

Santa falls on hard times: 'Numbskulls! I said use lady's stockings!'

Children's Messages and Lists for Santa Clause

"I'm not drunk! I'm jush looking for my car keyish."

'Not bad, Moses, but the Red sea is blue, not red.'

The annual Santa Claus stock rally.

Mouse Cracker

Swan Lake dancers at Christmas.