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'Jim wants to name her Chateau de la Comte du Seine Auberge, the wine we drank on our honeymoon. I'd settle for Jane.'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

My First Camera

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

Inside One's Memory Bank

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

"Better to have had ice cream and lost it than never to have had ice cream at all."

"1971... 2015..."

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

Origins of a family tradition.

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

'Pictures of your family?'

'I have a photographic memory but the images are really low resolution.'

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

'He's revisiting his childhood.'

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

'Aaah yes, the stampede of July 1810: Good times...'

Remembering His Marbles

'Yes, old friend, we've traveled a long road, made a lot of stops, scooped up a lot of poop...'

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"