Family Legacy Planning Gifts

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

Investment advice from father to son:"Learn to walk and then learn to invest. I'm depending on you to look after me when I grow old."

"He intends to die with dignity, he desires a modest funeral, and he's determined to prevent the buzzards from getting any part of the estate."

'Son I want you to Follow in My Footsteps.'

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

'Someday, Son, this will all be your problem.'

'Of course, we're family-owned & operated in India.'

"My great-uncle Lupe owned a barber shop! He made a lot of money!"

'As you know, your father liked the sport of Boxing...'

"I don't want to be a king like Dad - I want to be a pirate like Grandpa!"

"Everyone here is alive because I got laid."

'One day, after they unfreeze my DNA, this will all be mine again.'

'For those with particularly ungrateful children,the inheritance tax can be a comfort.'

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."

'...and someday this will all be yours, Son.'

Every time an invading army tries to kill me, I wonder if I should have finished art school instead of going to the family business.

"We could repair this one of a kind globe that has been in the family for many generations or just throw it away."

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

"Papi, why do we celebrate Memorial Day?"

'Excluding our little granddaughter who called me 'orrible old smellypops!'

'You rejected my great grandfather and my father. I demand you recuse yourself!'

"One day Son all this will be yours."

'And finally, I would like to be buried with an elephant bone...Just to confuse future archaeologists.'

"Someday son, this will all belong to a post-apocalyptic dystopian future."

"My kids may hate me, but my great-great-grandkids are going to love me."