Family Legacy Thinker Gifts

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

'It's time you learned, son - in-laws and outlaws aren't necessarily opposites.'

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

Investment advice from father to son:"Learn to walk and then learn to invest. I'm depending on you to look after me when I grow old."

"You're six years old and I'm your mother! - I'm SUPPOSED to impose my moral standards on you!"

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."

'How many are just staying together for the kids? Ok, that's good, very good.'

'One day, this will all be your fault.'

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

'Someday, Son, this will all be your problem.'

'Of course, we're family-owned & operated in India.'

'Enjoy it while you can, kid...one day you wake up and you're five!'

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

'As you know, your father liked the sport of Boxing...'

"Everyone here is alive because I got laid."

"Gosh, before you know it they'll be all grown up and making poor decisions that you can't comment on or ever make peace with!"

'Dad, are we rich?'

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."

'...and someday this will all be yours, Son.'

'I must be getting old. I've stopped trying to come up with ways to drive you crazy.'

'You rejected my great grandfather and my father. I demand you recuse yourself!'

'A role model? Yes, I suppose he was. Everywhere he went, people would say 'That's Bill Fenton... You don't want to be that guy!''

Every time an invading army tries to kill me, I wonder if I should have finished art school instead of going to the family business.

"I wish he had taken it with him...it's all debt!"