Family Legacy Ponderer Gifts

'You rejected my great grandfather and my father. I demand you recuse yourself!'

"I didn't want the family business but ten years ago, on take your child to work day, my father wouldn't let me go home again."

"Hell, as Jean-Paul Sartre once said, is other peoples' inheritance tracks."

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

'Dad, did you say 'someday all this will be theirs'?' 'No, me say, 'The IRS's'.'

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

Investment advice from father to son:"Learn to walk and then learn to invest. I'm depending on you to look after me when I grow old."

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

"My dad was really good at showing me how to throw poo. He was just never any good at explaining exactly why I should be throwing it."

"... and finally, to my children I leave the four mosquitos and the horsefly in the top left corner."

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

'Someday, Son, this will all be your problem.'

'Of course, we're family-owned & operated in India.'

"Everyone here is alive because I got laid."

Horatio T. Osborn, born 1787, died 1852, greatness thrust upon him 1825.

"I burden you with the national debt, you burden your kids with it, and so on. . ."

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

"I don't want to be a king like Dad - I want to be a pirate like Grandpa!"

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."

'...and someday this will all be yours, Son.'

Clement Attlee

'Bad news I'm afraid...You've got the worst inheritence for a generation.'

"One day Son all this will be yours."

'...Mom said i can have it!' 'No way! She promised I get the painting!'

"My kids may hate me, but my great-great-grandkids are going to love me."

Bachelors talking about fashionable life versus marriage

"It's not nepotism if I'm the best son for the job."