Family Legacy Dreamer Gifts

Someday, son, all of this will be yours.....In the meantime....

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

"Sure, I'm a successful working bee, but sometimes, I wish I could have a family..."

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

Investment advice from father to son:"Learn to walk and then learn to invest. I'm depending on you to look after me when I grow old."

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

'One day son, all of this will be yours. Provided we can swing the McNulty Hart deal that is. '

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

"One day this will all be yours to sell off to the highest bidder."

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

'Someday, Son, this will all be your problem.'

'Of course, we're family-owned & operated in India.'

"Everyone here is alive because I got laid."

'Someday, son, all this will be yours...' 'In the meantime...'

"I want both of you to go to college and get good jobs. I want you to have all the things I never had! That way, I'll be very comfortable when I move in with you."

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."

'...and someday this will all be yours, Son.'

'And to my no good nephew Milo, who thought he was going to get all my cash - lots of luck!'

"Some day son, all this will belong to your ex-wives."

'You rejected my great grandfather and my father. I demand you recuse yourself!'

"One day Son all this will be yours."

'Good news. The DNA proves you're not guilty, you have no genetic diseases, and you're a half-brother of the Prince of Glavistan.'

'...Mom said i can have it!' 'No way! She promised I get the painting!'

"My kids may hate me, but my great-great-grandkids are going to love me."

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

"Hell, as Jean-Paul Sartre once said, is other peoples' inheritance tracks."

"Maybe the fish are all in school today, Dad!"

'In a surprise move today, the Kennedy family applied for statehood.'

'I've brought my son in to show him the office.'