Legacy Ponderer Gifts

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

National debt hits new high: 'Some day son, all this will be yours.'

"To my son, Timothy, I leave my inherited genetic heart disorders."

'Look, I'm just Ludwig XVII! - I'm not responsible for what those other sixteen Ludwigs did!'

Clement Attlee

'It shouldn't take long to wnd up your Aunt's estate. She only left you an alarm clock.'

"Charlie always said nobody would remember him when he was gone!"

"I like to think that, in my own little way, I played a significant role in the overall advancement of human folly!"

"Fame eluded him, but he still has his Facebook page."

Inheritance

Andy Rooney: 'Ever wonder how it might affect your legacy if you get a lot internet credit for stuff you never said?'

Barack Obama

'Let Reagan be Reagan.'

'Being of sound mind...I spent all my money on booze and broads.'

'Let Reagan be Reagan.'

'If the old fool hadn't founded this lousy company we wouldn't be working here now!'

Horatio T. Osborn, born 1787, died 1852, greatness thrust upon him 1825.

"Someday, son, this will all be dust, swept from the earth by disaster...."

'Bad news I'm afraid...You've got the worst inheritence for a generation.'

In memory of Arnie Fostick....whoever he was.

Lance, what do you want your comic strip legacy to be? That I wasn't Dondi.

Rudy, I'd like to apologize. For what, Uncle Mort? I'd like to say I'm sorry for leaving you a world full of hatred and war. I'd like to say I'm sorry for leaving you polluted skies and rivers. On behalf of my generation, I'd like to apologize for leaving you with such a mess ... BUT I CAN'T BECAUSE IT'S ACTUALLY MY PARENTS' FAULT!!! That speech has been handed down through seven generations of our family. Take good care of it ... Someday, you'll give it to your own nephew. I usually like less s

"... and finally, to my children I leave the four mosquitos and the horsefly in the top left corner."

"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."

"That's our founder. He was a visionary, a driving force, a born leader and an all round son of a b***h."

The Real O.G. President Obama Portrait

Historical memory is on life support.

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

"Death coach..."

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

'Dad, did you say 'someday all this will be theirs'?' 'No, me say, 'The IRS's'.'

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

RIP William Shakespeare: To be or not to be...