Genetic Legacy Ponderer Gifts

Oh, my god, I'm starting to look like my mother.

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

'Dad, did you say 'someday all this will be theirs'?' 'No, me say, 'The IRS's'.'

Clone Factory

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

RIP William Shakespeare: To be or not to be...

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

"... and finally, to my children I leave the four mosquitos and the horsefly in the top left corner."

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

Horatio T. Osborn, born 1787, died 1852, greatness thrust upon him 1825.

Think we knew each other in a past life, Randy? I don't believe in past lives. In fact, I don't believe in the past. Or the future I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight? ... Sorry, that's Randy's line #42. Reflex. Wait, let me write that down.

"I burden you with the national debt, you burden your kids with it, and so on. . ."

Clement Attlee

'Bad news I'm afraid...You've got the worst inheritence for a generation.'

"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"

'You rejected my great grandfather and my father. I demand you recuse yourself!'

'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'

"We believe that in a former life she was an editor."

"All of a sudden, everyone seems younger than I am."

Bachelors talking about fashionable life versus marriage

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

"God, I was magnificent!"

"Hell, as Jean-Paul Sartre once said, is other peoples' inheritance tracks."

"I haven't looked back since I got a job."

"We didn't have these cushy escalators when I was a calf. No siree. We had to jump. And I still have the scars to prove it. Wanna see 'em?"

"How did people waste time before computers?"

"I think I’m turning into my parents."

"The best thing about getting old is YouTube wasn't around when we did really stupid stuff."

'One day son, all this will not be yours.'

'It shouldn't take long to wnd up your Aunt's estate. She only left you an alarm clock.'