Genetics Ponderer Gifts

Genetics We'd Like to See: A Late Sleeping Rooster for Gentlemen Farmers.

"I think I’m turning into my parents."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

Max Weber

Clone Factory

Progress?

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

"OK...for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

Telling Self to Buzz Off

'Hello, are you an endangered species or can I eat you?'

Bizarre sequence of computer-generated random numbers

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

'Well, that brings us up to my third birthday...'

"Woah - random!"

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

That's no big deal, a lot of people get Siskel and Ebert mixed up

Caption Contest TK

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."