Gene Pool Ponderer Gifts

'Grantz is charting his life based on genetic vs. environmental factors.'

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Beginning Yarder.

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

Thinking and thinking backwards.

Clone Factory

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

Progress?

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

Bizarre sequence of computer-generated random numbers

Have you seen my money?

Keystone XL

"Woah - random!"

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

"Is there a God?"

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

'The hippiest dryads were often farouche.'

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

Market Research - "I'm trying to remember to pick up a loaf of bread, but there's a 38% probability that I'll forget."

"Take a few minutes to introduce yourself, Ms. Berry. Not that they don't already have you pegged."

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

"Caution! Now entering the margin of error."

"Read me back the minutes from the last dip."

Bizarre sights.

'Mind you, I'm not responsible for the entire pipeline ?' just the section that flows through my office.'

Left and Right: Please be consistent.