Gene Pool Ponderer Prints

'Grantz is charting his life based on genetic vs. environmental factors.'

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Beginning Yarder.

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

Thinking and thinking backwards.

Clone Factory

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

Progress?

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

Have you seen my money?

Bizarre sequence of computer-generated random numbers

Keystone XL

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

"Is there a God?"

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

"Woah - random!"

'The hippiest dryads were often farouche.'

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

Market Research - "I'm trying to remember to pick up a loaf of bread, but there's a 38% probability that I'll forget."

Bizarre sights.

"Take a few minutes to introduce yourself, Ms. Berry. Not that they don't already have you pegged."

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

Microbiology Lab. It's worse than we thought. That antibiotic resistant bacteria is reading Nietzsche!

The Big Four debate banking ethics

"Read me back the minutes from the last dip."

"Caution! Now entering the margin of error."

'Mind you, I'm not responsible for the entire pipeline ?' just the section that flows through my office.'

"Forget keeping all your eggs in one basket. What you need is a nest egg..."