Protein Ponderer Gifts

Searching for the perfect gift for a protein ponderer? Our collection blends humor, creativity, and a love for fitness. Whether it’s for a gym buddy or a protein-loving friend, find unique mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate their passion for gains and good humor.

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"You know, lentils have twice as much protein per serving."

"You know, lentils have twice as much protein per serving." mockup

"You know, lentils have twice as much protein per serving."

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"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables." mockup

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

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"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!" mockup

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

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"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue." mockup

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

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"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

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"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

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'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.' mockup

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

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"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple." mockup

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

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'At least I don't have his life.' mockup

'At least I don't have his life.'

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"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet."

"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet." mockup

"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet."

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"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle." mockup

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

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"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it." mockup

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

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"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?" mockup

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

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Thinking and thinking backwards.

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'In other words, statistics prove that statisticians aren't always right.'

'In other words, statistics prove that statisticians aren't always right.' mockup

'In other words, statistics prove that statisticians aren't always right.'

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"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options." mockup

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

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Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass mockup

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

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'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?' mockup

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

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Bizarre sequence of computer-generated random numbers

Bizarre sequence of computer-generated random numbers mockup

Bizarre sequence of computer-generated random numbers

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'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions mockup

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

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'The hippiest dryads were often farouche.'

'The hippiest dryads were often farouche.' mockup

'The hippiest dryads were often farouche.'

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Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it! mockup

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

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"Is there a God?"

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'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.' mockup

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

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'Jerry, The Hermans take the same pharmaceuticals we do!'

'Jerry, The Hermans take the same pharmaceuticals we do!' mockup

'Jerry, The Hermans take the same pharmaceuticals we do!'

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"Woah - random!"

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Answers to last week's brain-teasers mockup

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

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'That's from the last year the data was available.'

'That's from the last year the data was available.' mockup

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

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Market Research - "I'm trying to remember to pick up a loaf of bread, but there's a 38% probability that I'll forget."

Market Research - "I'm trying to remember to pick up a loaf of bread, but there's a 38% probability that I'll forget." mockup

Market Research - "I'm trying to remember to pick up a loaf of bread, but there's a 38% probability that I'll forget."

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Bizarre sights.

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"Caution! Now entering the margin of error."

"Caution! Now entering the margin of error." mockup

"Caution! Now entering the margin of error."

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The mysterious world of ligand substitution

The mysterious world of ligand substitution mockup

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

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Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle. mockup

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

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'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?' mockup

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

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Protein Ponderer Gifts Collection

Protein Ponderer Mugs

Explore our collection of protein-themed mugs to find the perfect morning or post-workout beverage companion for your fitness enthusiast.

Protein Ponderer Pillows

Find playful and inspiring pillows that bring humor and personality to any workout space or lounge area.

Protein Ponderer Prints

Decorate with art prints that capture the fun and passion of a dedicated protein lover, adding a creative touch to their environment.

Protein Ponderer T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that blend fitness, humor, and style, perfect for the creative protein ponderer in your life.