Portion Ponderer Gifts

Looking for a gift for your favorite portion ponderer? Explore our collection of thoughtful and witty products that celebrate curiosity and creative thinking. Whether they love to analyze and imagine or simply enjoy a clever joke, our selection offers something special to match their inventive spirit. Brighten their day with a gift that encourages more pondering and celebrates their passion for creative exploration.

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"How did I find my steak? Well I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."

"How did I find my steak? Well I lifted up a roast potato and there it was." mockup

"How did I find my steak? Well I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."

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'Dunno. It lacks something.'

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Fruits and vegetables

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"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

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"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?" mockup

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

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Happy thoughts

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"We've misjudged the tapas again." mockup

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

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'I'm 60-40 in favor of the 60.'

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“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.” mockup

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

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"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle." mockup

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

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"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full." mockup

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

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"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!" mockup

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

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'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage. mockup

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

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Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality. mockup

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

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"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?" mockup

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

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"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?" mockup

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

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"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options." mockup

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

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Have you seen my money?

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Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass mockup

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

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'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?' mockup

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

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Bizarre sequence of computer-generated random numbers

Bizarre sequence of computer-generated random numbers mockup

Bizarre sequence of computer-generated random numbers

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'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!' mockup

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

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'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions mockup

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

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Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it! mockup

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

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"Woah - random!"

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"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking."

"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking." mockup

"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking."

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'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.'

'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.' mockup

'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.'

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Market Research - "I'm trying to remember to pick up a loaf of bread, but there's a 38% probability that I'll forget."

Market Research - "I'm trying to remember to pick up a loaf of bread, but there's a 38% probability that I'll forget." mockup

Market Research - "I'm trying to remember to pick up a loaf of bread, but there's a 38% probability that I'll forget."

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Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway. mockup

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

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The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted. mockup

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

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'We could use more moving and shaking from you, Yomp, and less bobbing and weaving.'

'We could use more moving and shaking from you, Yomp, and less bobbing and weaving.' mockup

'We could use more moving and shaking from you, Yomp, and less bobbing and weaving.'

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Optimist, Pessimist, Surrealist.

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Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle. mockup

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

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The mysterious world of ligand substitution

The mysterious world of ligand substitution mockup

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

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"Caution! Now entering the margin of error."

"Caution! Now entering the margin of error." mockup

"Caution! Now entering the margin of error."

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Portion Ponderer Gifts Collection

Portion Ponderer Mugs

Explore our mugs collection to find more clever and inspiring designs perfect for the creative ponderer’s coffee or tea moments.

Portion Ponderer Pillows

Browse our pillows for cozy, witty designs that bring a spark of creativity to any living space.

Portion Ponderer Prints

Visit our prints section for inspiring artwork that celebrates curiosity and creative thinking in style.

Portion Ponderer T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts to discover playful and thought-provoking designs that resonate with inquisitive and inventive spirits.