Portion Size Ponderers Gifts

Brownie Size/Okay to Eat

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

Happy thoughts

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

'I'm 60-40 in favor of the 60.'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

All-Day Breakfast

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

"... and come out fighting, boys."

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

Six months later they would be sharing the Nobel Prize, but for now all they could do was stare in amazement at what they had discovered...two incredibly well preserved specimens from the styrofoam age.'

'How would you like your steak, sir?' - 'Big.'

Sitting down

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

Fruits and vegetables

"I'm pretty sure the alcohol neutralizes the gluten."

'I'm dubious. Neutrinos may be bigger than we thought, but they're not that big.'

Nigel finds the Higgs boson.

"But if you've given up on a fifth force, how can you possibly discover a sixth force?"

Physicist Frank Bartholomew gets a big, BIG break in his search for the ever-elusive neutrino.

'Well, how many pints do you weigh?'

'Quarks, neturinos, mesons. All those damn particles you can't see. That's what drove me to drink. But now i can see them!'

Man confusing man using statistics.

The Dinner Builiding