Plate Size Ponderer Gifts

Looking for a unique gift for the plate size ponderer? Our collection of fun, thoughtful, and creatively designed products celebrates their quirky interest. Perfect for inspiring creativity and humor, these items add a personal touch to their space or daily routine. Whether for a friend, family member, or yourself, find something that sparks joy and curiosity with our playful designs.

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"Quick qustion about your pizzas - do they come on a big enough plate?"

"Quick qustion about your pizzas - do they come on a big enough plate?" mockup

"Quick qustion about your pizzas - do they come on a big enough plate?"

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Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?" mockup

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

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"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?" mockup

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

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"We've misjudged the tapas again." mockup

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

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"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?" mockup

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

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'I'm 60-40 in favor of the 60.'

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“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.” mockup

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

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"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?" mockup

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

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Idle parts

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"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?" mockup

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

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'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...' mockup

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

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"... and come out fighting, boys." mockup

"... and come out fighting, boys."

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"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum." mockup

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

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'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?' mockup

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

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"Enough helium makes laughing gas." mockup

"Enough helium makes laughing gas."

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Six months later they would be sharing the Nobel Prize, but for now all they could do was stare in amazement at what they had discovered...two incredibly well preserved specimens from the styrofoam age.'

Six months later they would be sharing the Nobel Prize, but for now all they could do was stare in amazement at what they had discovered...two incredibly well preserved specimens from the styrofoam age.'

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'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!' mockup

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

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'How would you like your steak, sir?' - 'Big.'

'How would you like your steak, sir?' - 'Big.' mockup

'How would you like your steak, sir?' - 'Big.'

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Sitting down

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Fruits and vegetables

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"Shouldn't we hold off an artificial intelligence until we figure out actual intelligence?"

"Shouldn't we hold off an artificial intelligence until we figure out actual intelligence?" mockup

"Shouldn't we hold off an artificial intelligence until we figure out actual intelligence?"

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Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' -

Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' - mockup

Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' -

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Man confusing man using statistics. mockup

Man confusing man using statistics.

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"I feel bad about eating them...but they're so yummy."

"I feel bad about eating them...but they're so yummy." mockup

"I feel bad about eating them...but they're so yummy."

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Brownie Size/Okay to Eat

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The Dinner Builiding

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'Life's a swamp and then you croak.' mockup

'Life's a swamp and then you croak.'

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'It comes to something when the state of the pound is such that we HOPE to find lots of foreign coins!'

'It comes to something when the state of the pound is such that we HOPE to find lots of foreign coins!' mockup

'It comes to something when the state of the pound is such that we HOPE to find lots of foreign coins!'

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Stupendousize

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The Why-Can't-This-Event-Be-In-Miles-Like-Other-Sports-In-This-Country 10K

The Why-Can't-This-Event-Be-In-Miles-Like-Other-Sports-In-This-Country 10K mockup

The Why-Can't-This-Event-Be-In-Miles-Like-Other-Sports-In-This-Country 10K

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"Ed! Help me with this puzzle. I can’t get any pieces to fit." "Put on your glasses, Louise. These are corn chips."

"Ed! Help me with this puzzle. I can’t get any pieces to fit." "Put on your glasses, Louise. These are corn chips." mockup

"Ed! Help me with this puzzle. I can’t get any pieces to fit." "Put on your glasses, Louise. These are corn chips."

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"I've dropped two dress sizes since I died."

"I've dropped two dress sizes since I died." mockup

"I've dropped two dress sizes since I died."

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The virtual vanity mirror.

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Plate Size Ponderer Gifts Collection

Plate Size Ponderer Mugs

Explore our range of mugs featuring designs specially crafted for the plate size ponderer—perfect for adding humor and personality to their morning routine.

Plate Size Ponderer Pillows

Discover whimsical pillows that celebrate their unique interest in plate sizes, adding personality and comfort to their living space.

Plate Size Ponderer Prints

Browse our artistic prints that capture the curiosity of the plate size ponderer, ideal for inspiring their imagination and decorating their favorite room.

Plate Size Ponderer T-Shirts

Find your perfect quirky t-shirt for the creative plate size thinker—comfortable, humorous, and sure to make a statement.