Portion Size Ponderer Gifts

Searching for a gift for the portion size ponderer? Our collection offers clever and amusing products that acknowledge their thoughtful approach to eating and portion control. Perfect for those who enjoy a little humor with their mindful habits, these unique items are sure to bring a smile and inspire laughter. Whether it's a fun mug or a playful print, find something that suits their personality and sense of humor.

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"We've misjudged the tapas again." mockup

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

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'How would you like your steak, sir?' - 'Big.'

'How would you like your steak, sir?' - 'Big.' mockup

'How would you like your steak, sir?' - 'Big.'

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'Serves eight, if they've already eaten a big meal.'

'Serves eight, if they've already eaten a big meal.' mockup

'Serves eight, if they've already eaten a big meal.'

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"And it's diet-friendly, I get them to hold off on the sprinkles."

"And it's diet-friendly, I get them to hold off on the sprinkles." mockup

"And it's diet-friendly, I get them to hold off on the sprinkles."

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Stupendousize

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"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?" mockup

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

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Happy thoughts

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"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?" mockup

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

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'I'm 60-40 in favor of the 60.'

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“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.” mockup

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

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All-Day Breakfast

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"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle." mockup

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

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"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?" mockup

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

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"... and come out fighting, boys." mockup

"... and come out fighting, boys."

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'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage. mockup

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

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"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!" mockup

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

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Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass mockup

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

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Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it! mockup

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

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The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted. mockup

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

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The mysterious world of ligand substitution

The mysterious world of ligand substitution mockup

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

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Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle. mockup

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

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Six months later they would be sharing the Nobel Prize, but for now all they could do was stare in amazement at what they had discovered...two incredibly well preserved specimens from the styrofoam age.'

Six months later they would be sharing the Nobel Prize, but for now all they could do was stare in amazement at what they had discovered...two incredibly well preserved specimens from the styrofoam age.'

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Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle. mockup

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

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Sitting down

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"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?" mockup

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

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Fruits and vegetables

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'Well, how many pints do you weigh?' mockup

'Well, how many pints do you weigh?'

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Physicist Frank Bartholomew gets a big, BIG break in his search for the ever-elusive neutrino.

Physicist Frank Bartholomew gets a big, BIG break in his search for the ever-elusive neutrino. mockup

Physicist Frank Bartholomew gets a big, BIG break in his search for the ever-elusive neutrino.

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"But if you've given up on a fifth force, how can you possibly discover a sixth force?"

"But if you've given up on a fifth force, how can you possibly discover a sixth force?" mockup

"But if you've given up on a fifth force, how can you possibly discover a sixth force?"

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Nigel finds the Higgs boson.

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"I'm pretty sure the alcohol neutralizes the gluten."

"I'm pretty sure the alcohol neutralizes the gluten." mockup

"I'm pretty sure the alcohol neutralizes the gluten."

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'I'm dubious. Neutrinos may be bigger than we thought, but they're not that big.'

'I'm dubious. Neutrinos may be bigger than we thought, but they're not that big.' mockup

'I'm dubious. Neutrinos may be bigger than we thought, but they're not that big.'

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'Quarks, neturinos, mesons. All those damn particles you can't see. That's what drove me to drink. But now i can see them!'

'Quarks, neturinos, mesons. All those damn particles you can't see. That's what drove me to drink. But now i can see them!' mockup

'Quarks, neturinos, mesons. All those damn particles you can't see. That's what drove me to drink. But now i can see them!'

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Man confusing man using statistics. mockup

Man confusing man using statistics.

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The Physicist is in

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Portion Size Ponderer Gifts Collection

Portion Size Ponderer Mugs

Explore our range of mugs for the portion size ponderer, featuring clever sayings and amusing designs that brighten up any morning.

Portion Size Ponderer Pillows

Find the perfect playful pillow for the portion size ponderer, blending humor and comfort to add personality to their living space.

Portion Size Ponderer Prints

Browse our humorous prints that celebrate the art of portion control with a lighthearted and quirky touch, perfect for decorating kitchens or dining areas.

Portion Size Ponderer T-Shirts

Check out our funny t-shirts for the portion size ponderer, crafted to showcase their mindful eating habits with wit and style.