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"We've misjudged the tapas again."

'How would you like your steak, sir?' - 'Big.'

Frank and Ernie's Seafood Grotto. I'll have the "seafood platter". Certainly, sir -- small, medium, or barge?

'Serves eight, if they've already eaten a big meal.'

"And it's diet-friendly, I get them to hold off on the sprinkles."

Stupendousize

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

Happy thoughts

All-Day Breakfast

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'I'm 60-40 in favor of the 60.'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

Six months later they would be sharing the Nobel Prize, but for now all they could do was stare in amazement at what they had discovered...two incredibly well preserved specimens from the styrofoam age.'

Sensitivity Training For Bulls.

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

Sitting down

Fruits and vegetables

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

Physicist Frank Bartholomew gets a big, BIG break in his search for the ever-elusive neutrino.

"But if you've given up on a fifth force, how can you possibly discover a sixth force?"

'Mom, it's doing it again'

Nigel finds the Higgs boson.

'Well, how many pints do you weigh?'

'I'm dubious. Neutrinos may be bigger than we thought, but they're not that big.'

"I'm pretty sure the alcohol neutralizes the gluten."