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"... and come out fighting, boys."

The Jeopardy of Progress

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

Entropy Seminar.

Six months later they would be sharing the Nobel Prize, but for now all they could do was stare in amazement at what they had discovered...two incredibly well preserved specimens from the styrofoam age.'

'How would you like your steak, sir?' - 'Big.'

Sensitivity Training For Bulls.

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

Fruits and vegetables

'Mom, it's doing it again'

Brownie Size/Okay to Eat

The Dinner Builiding

'Who crossed the road first, the chicken or the egg?' Francis has always struggled with philosophy.

The Why-Can't-This-Event-Be-In-Miles-Like-Other-Sports-In-This-Country 10K

"So, ... when I'm forty, you'll be what, .... a hundred and seventy?"

The walnut has a brain the size of a dinosaur's.

"I've dropped two dress sizes since I died."

Frank and Ernie's Seafood Grotto. I'll have the "seafood platter". Certainly, sir -- small, medium, or barge?

Stupendousize

"How did I find my steak? Well I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."

'The company bought you a health club membership, and now you want to take sick leave?'

'Men always crack right when it seems they're staring to understand us.'

"Quick qustion about your pizzas - do they come on a big enough plate?"

'Is plastic okay? -- Even though it comes from oil?'

Geologic Time Heals All Wounds.

'Dunno. It lacks something.'

"And it's diet-friendly, I get them to hold off on the sprinkles."

'If content is king, why are content creators paupers?'

Reginald was barely committed to three dimensions...