Size Difference Ponderer Pillows

"... and come out fighting, boys."

The Jeopardy of Progress

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

Entropy Seminar.

Six months later they would be sharing the Nobel Prize, but for now all they could do was stare in amazement at what they had discovered...two incredibly well preserved specimens from the styrofoam age.'

'How would you like your steak, sir?' - 'Big.'

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

Fruits and vegetables

Brownie Size/Okay to Eat

The Dinner Builiding

'Who crossed the road first, the chicken or the egg?' Francis has always struggled with philosophy.

The walnut has a brain the size of a dinosaur's.

The Why-Can't-This-Event-Be-In-Miles-Like-Other-Sports-In-This-Country 10K

Stupendousize

"I've dropped two dress sizes since I died."

"So, ... when I'm forty, you'll be what, .... a hundred and seventy?"

"How did I find my steak? Well I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."

'The company bought you a health club membership, and now you want to take sick leave?'

'Is plastic okay? -- Even though it comes from oil?'

'Men always crack right when it seems they're staring to understand us.'

"Quick qustion about your pizzas - do they come on a big enough plate?"

Geologic Time Heals All Wounds.

'Dunno. It lacks something.'

"And it's diet-friendly, I get them to hold off on the sprinkles."

'If content is king, why are content creators paupers?'

'Serves eight, if they've already eaten a big meal.'

What it all boils down to