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What it all boils down to

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Happy thoughts

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

'My research cover two fields: the behavior of matter under high pressure, and the behavior of scientists under high pressure.'

Six months later they would be sharing the Nobel Prize, but for now all they could do was stare in amazement at what they had discovered...two incredibly well preserved specimens from the styrofoam age.'

'How would you like your steak, sir?' - 'Big.'

Fruits and vegetables

Sensitivity Training For Bulls.

"Relax kid, you're going to be for awhile."

Sitting down

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

"I'm pretty sure the alcohol neutralizes the gluten."

'Mom, it's doing it again'

'Well, how many pints do you weigh?'

'All these heads are kind of gross aren't they? What if we collected pottery or something?'

Remainders Shop

Brownie Size/Okay to Eat

"If this beer had a head it would hang it in shame."

Graffiti about dominoes, beer etc. Old man says: 'To deter vandals, I'm doing my own graffiti.'

'Who crossed the road first, the chicken or the egg?' Francis has always struggled with philosophy.

'I see the price of food is up again.' - 'Yes, 10 pence a pint.'

Stupendousize

Frank and Ernie's Seafood Grotto. I'll have the "seafood platter". Certainly, sir -- small, medium, or barge?

"Ed! Help me with this puzzle. I can’t get any pieces to fit." "Put on your glasses, Louise. These are corn chips."

Memory-Loss Foam.

The Why-Can't-This-Event-Be-In-Miles-Like-Other-Sports-In-This-Country 10K