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'Is it true what they say'

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

Annual profits,

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

World Production.

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.'

'I'm 60-40 in favor of the 60.'

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues.

'Maybe we need new profit charts?'

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

The Problem with World Population Growth

"We could try 'gravity' as an excuse."

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'

'Retirement is OK, but instead of looking forword to weekends, I'm working at McDonalds.'

'This isn't a non-profit-making organization you know! Or at least, it wasn't until you started working here!'

'For P.R. purposes, let's use the phrase, 'uncanny luck' rather than 'dumb luck'.'

business

'I'm a 100% consistent investor. I buy bonds when I should buy stocks when I should buy bonds.'

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

'When bad 401ks happen to good people'

'I think I know what the problem is!'