Proportion Ponderer Pillows

'Is it true what they say'

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

World Production.

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.'

'I'm 60-40 in favor of the 60.'

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues.

'Maybe we need new profit charts?'

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

The Problem with World Population Growth

"We could try 'gravity' as an excuse."

'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

business

'This isn't a non-profit-making organization you know! Or at least, it wasn't until you started working here!'

'For P.R. purposes, let's use the phrase, 'uncanny luck' rather than 'dumb luck'.'

'I'm a 100% consistent investor. I buy bonds when I should buy stocks when I should buy bonds.'

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

'After months of analysing, we found out how to stop your downgoing profits: just find more customers who want to buy your products.'

'When bad 401ks happen to good people'

Passing the Pension Time Bomb