Giant Size Ponderer Gifts

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

Idle parts

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"What if it's smarter than us?"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

"Well I think the Real question is..."

Robot Attack in Bath

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

'How would you like your steak, sir?' - 'Big.'

"They're some kind of robot, perhaps artificially intelligent."

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

Sitting down

"Shouldn't we hold off an artificial intelligence until we figure out actual intelligence?"

'How are we supposed to know when we've hit rock bottom.'

"These industrial robots don't complain, but they don't show fear, either. I miss the fear."

"Well, this is getting us exactly nowhere."

'What did we do before China made everything?'

'Oh, no - that's just the prototype.'

"To think this all began with letting Autocomplete finish our sentences."

"The tests confirm, you are indestructible. . . aside from being chewable."

"I feel bad about eating them...but they're so yummy."

Brownie Size/Okay to Eat

"The greatest danger of artificial intelligence is that, from the perspective of pure logic, all of humanity's problems would be solved by its destruction."

Actuarial Tables of the Gods

'Who crossed the road first, the chicken or the egg?' Francis has always struggled with philosophy.

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