Commercial Ponderer Gifts

'If content is king, why are content creators paupers?'

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

'At least I don't have his life.'

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

Progress?

Air Pollution Threat

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

'U.S. Manufacturing'

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'It seems like a good invention now, but someday there'll be millions of these things, all crashing into each other.'

CREEPY AF AI

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

Sitting down

'Well, if you can't stand confrontation, why on earth did you become a bullfighter?'

"I want my job back."

If a cell phone vibrates in the woods, does anyone give a damn?

Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' -

Remainders Shop

Why College Costs So Much 101.

'Life's a swamp and then you croak.'

Actuarial Tables of the Gods

'Who crossed the road first, the chicken or the egg?' Francis has always struggled with philosophy.

'Once I get my DSL, I'm going to do this all online.'

"Of course I envy you. I have to take them two at a time."

Physician, Reboot Thyself

'The company bought you a health club membership, and now you want to take sick leave?'