Commercial Ponderer Gifts

'If content is king, why are content creators paupers?'

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

'At least I don't have his life.'

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

Progress?

'U.S. Manufacturing'

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

Air Pollution Threat

Personnel. I figure since every boss tells you to forget everything you learned in school, not learning anything to begin with puts me ahead of the pack.

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'It seems like a good invention now, but someday there'll be millions of these things, all crashing into each other.'

CREEPY AF AI

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

Sitting down

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

"I want my job back."

'Well, if you can't stand confrontation, why on earth did you become a bullfighter?'

If a cell phone vibrates in the woods, does anyone give a damn?

Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' -

Have you been undressing me with your eyes? It's okay, I'm a doctor

Remainders Shop

Why College Costs So Much 101.

'Life's a swamp and then you croak.'

Actuarial Tables of the Gods

'Who crossed the road first, the chicken or the egg?' Francis has always struggled with philosophy.

"Of course I envy you. I have to take them two at a time."

'Once I get my DSL, I'm going to do this all online.'

Physician, Reboot Thyself