Production Ponderer Gifts

'U.S. Manufacturing'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

Shakespeare was bisexual

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

'We need to have a shake-up!'

'I sometimes wonder if these endless meetings accomplish anything.'

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

"Gosh, 'inept' seems so harsh. Personally, I prefer the term 'productivity-challenged!'"

'I never wanted the best years of your life Clayton - just a few good days would do.'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

Progress?

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

"What if it's smarter than us?"

"When I said you're doing a hell of a job, Krueger, I didn't mean it as a compliment!"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

Air Pollution Threat

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

Robot Attack in Bath

"Well I think the Real question is..."

"We lose more productivity to viral internet memes than we do to actual viruses."

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking."

'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.'

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

'It seems like a good invention now, but someday there'll be millions of these things, all crashing into each other.'