Projection Ponderer Gifts

"And this projected sales increase has a margin of error of 100%."

Anticipated Sales - "Now at this point reality intruded."

'Maybe YOU'RE projecting!'

"And that's the projection for that stock."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

"May I offer a very different scenario?"

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'Marry me, and make me the happiest man in the world.' 'You want BOTH?!'

"I'll have dessert first."

'I say we try it.'

Artist chained to his drawing.

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

Sign pointing to 'hindsight' and 'foresight'

Have you seen my money?

"What if it's smarter than us?"

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

Robot Attack in Bath

"Apparently, over two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water!"

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

"Half full, or half empty? Do you want a positive spin, or a negative spin?"