Projection Ponderer T-Shirts

"And this projected sales increase has a margin of error of 100%."

Anticipated Sales - "Now at this point reality intruded."

'Maybe YOU'RE projecting!'

"And that's the projection for that stock."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"May I offer a very different scenario?"

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'Marry me, and make me the happiest man in the world.' 'You want BOTH?!'

Artist chained to his drawing.

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

"I'll have dessert first."

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

'I say we try it.'

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

Have you seen my money?

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

"What if it's smarter than us?"

Sign pointing to 'hindsight' and 'foresight'

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

"Half full, or half empty? Do you want a positive spin, or a negative spin?"

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

Robot Attack in Bath