Profitable Ponderer Gifts

"You have a great philosophy, and, with your permission, I think I can turn it into a ton of money."

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

Annual profits,

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'I'm 60-40 in favor of the 60.'

'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.'

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

'At least I don't have his life.'

Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues.

'Maybe we need new profit charts?'

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"We could try 'gravity' as an excuse."

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

business

'This isn't a non-profit-making organization you know! Or at least, it wasn't until you started working here!'

'For P.R. purposes, let's use the phrase, 'uncanny luck' rather than 'dumb luck'.'

"It's not just me, Dad. Amazon.com has never made a cent, either."

'I'm a 100% consistent investor. I buy bonds when I should buy stocks when I should buy bonds.'

'After months of analysing, we found out how to stop your downgoing profits: just find more customers who want to buy your products.'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"We apparently exceeded our expectations but, do any of you remember what they were?"

Have you seen my money?

Cancel that turkey and prawn sandwich...

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'Let's go around the room, and talk about the edgy, creative things we've done so far today.'

'All our money is tied up in profits.'

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'