Profit Ponderers Gifts

Looking for a way to inspire the profit ponderers in your life? Our collection of humorous and thoughtful items is perfect for those who love to brainstorm, innovate, and turn ideas into income. Whether they’re entrepreneurs, freelancers, or simply love contemplating new ventures, these products add a touch of fun and motivation to their creative process. Browse through mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints designed to keep the profit pondering passion alive and kicking.

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Sales at the Yo-Yo Co.

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"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?" mockup

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

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'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!' mockup

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

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'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.' mockup

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

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'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.' mockup

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

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"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

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"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..." mockup

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

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"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

"At least we are consistently inconsistent." mockup

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

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'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.'

'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.' mockup

'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.'

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'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.' mockup

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

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Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues.

Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues. mockup

Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues.

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'Maybe we need new profit charts?' mockup

'Maybe we need new profit charts?'

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'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.' mockup

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

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"We could try 'gravity' as an excuse." mockup

"We could try 'gravity' as an excuse."

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"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?" mockup

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

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'For P.R. purposes, let's use the phrase, 'uncanny luck' rather than 'dumb luck'.'

'For P.R. purposes, let's use the phrase, 'uncanny luck' rather than 'dumb luck'.' mockup

'For P.R. purposes, let's use the phrase, 'uncanny luck' rather than 'dumb luck'.'

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business

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'This isn't a non-profit-making organization you know! Or at least, it wasn't until you started working here!'

'This isn't a non-profit-making organization you know! Or at least, it wasn't until you started working here!' mockup

'This isn't a non-profit-making organization you know! Or at least, it wasn't until you started working here!'

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"Life isn't fair, and that's what makes it fun."

"Life isn't fair, and that's what makes it fun." mockup

"Life isn't fair, and that's what makes it fun."

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'I'm a 100% consistent investor. I buy bonds when I should buy stocks when I should buy bonds.'

'I'm a 100% consistent investor. I buy bonds when I should buy stocks when I should buy bonds.' mockup

'I'm a 100% consistent investor. I buy bonds when I should buy stocks when I should buy bonds.'

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'I think I know what the problem is!' mockup

'I think I know what the problem is!'

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'After months of analysing, we found out how to stop your downgoing profits: just find more customers who want to buy your products.'

'After months of analysing, we found out how to stop your downgoing profits: just find more customers who want to buy your products.' mockup

'After months of analysing, we found out how to stop your downgoing profits: just find more customers who want to buy your products.'

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Have you seen my money?

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"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options." mockup

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

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'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?' mockup

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

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"We apparently exceeded our expectations but, do any of you remember what they were?"

"We apparently exceeded our expectations but, do any of you remember what they were?" mockup

"We apparently exceeded our expectations but, do any of you remember what they were?"

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Bizarre sequence of computer-generated random numbers

Bizarre sequence of computer-generated random numbers mockup

Bizarre sequence of computer-generated random numbers

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"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?" mockup

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

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'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions mockup

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

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"Woah - random!"

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GDP and G&T.

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Cancel that turkey and prawn sandwich...

Cancel that turkey and prawn sandwich... mockup

Cancel that turkey and prawn sandwich...

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Market Research - "I'm trying to remember to pick up a loaf of bread, but there's a 38% probability that I'll forget."

Market Research - "I'm trying to remember to pick up a loaf of bread, but there's a 38% probability that I'll forget." mockup

Market Research - "I'm trying to remember to pick up a loaf of bread, but there's a 38% probability that I'll forget."

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Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy? mockup

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

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'Let's go around the room, and talk about the edgy, creative things we've done so far today.'

'Let's go around the room, and talk about the edgy, creative things we've done so far today.' mockup

'Let's go around the room, and talk about the edgy, creative things we've done so far today.'

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Profit Ponderers Gifts Collection

Profit Ponderers Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed specifically for profit ponderers—perfect for those who love a clever drinkware twist on their entrepreneurial mindset.

Profit Ponderers Pillows

Find pillows that bring humor and inspiration to the workspace of profit ponderers—comfortable reminders to keep dreaming big.

Profit Ponderers Prints

Browse prints that inspire and motivate profit ponderers with clever, creative designs to adorn their walls and workspaces.

Profit Ponderers T-Shirts

Discover our line of t-shirts that celebrate creative profit ponderers—ideal for making a statement and fueling innovative thinking.