Payout Ponderers Gifts

Looking for a unique gift for the payout ponderers—those who love exploring ideas and embracing their creative side? Our collection features witty and inspiring items suited for thinkers, dreamers, and those who savor the art of contemplation. Whether it’s a mug for their morning coffee, a t-shirt that sparks conversation, or a pillow that invites relaxation and reflection, find something that complements their curious spirit. Gift something that celebrates their passion for pondering and fuels their creative soul.

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"How much will the insurance pay out if one of us breaks his leg?"

"How much will the insurance pay out if one of us breaks his leg?" mockup

"How much will the insurance pay out if one of us breaks his leg?"

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"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?" mockup

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

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'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!' mockup

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

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'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.' mockup

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

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'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.' mockup

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

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"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..." mockup

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

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'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!' mockup

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

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"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..." mockup

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

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'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.' mockup

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

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'A short economics test - if you bought something for

'A short economics test - if you bought something for mockup

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

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'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .' mockup

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

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"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

"At least we are consistently inconsistent." mockup

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

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"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!" mockup

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

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“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.” mockup

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

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'I'm 60-40 in favor of the 60.'

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"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..." mockup

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

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'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.'

'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.' mockup

'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.'

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Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues.

Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues. mockup

Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues.

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'Maybe we need new profit charts?' mockup

'Maybe we need new profit charts?'

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"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government." mockup

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

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"If we take a late retirement and an early death, we'll just squeak by."

"If we take a late retirement and an early death, we'll just squeak by." mockup

"If we take a late retirement and an early death, we'll just squeak by."

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"We could try 'gravity' as an excuse." mockup

"We could try 'gravity' as an excuse."

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"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed." mockup

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

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"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?" mockup

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

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"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ."

"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ." mockup

"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ."

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'This isn't a non-profit-making organization you know! Or at least, it wasn't until you started working here!'

'This isn't a non-profit-making organization you know! Or at least, it wasn't until you started working here!' mockup

'This isn't a non-profit-making organization you know! Or at least, it wasn't until you started working here!'

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'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?' mockup

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

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"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ." mockup

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

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'For P.R. purposes, let's use the phrase, 'uncanny luck' rather than 'dumb luck'.'

'For P.R. purposes, let's use the phrase, 'uncanny luck' rather than 'dumb luck'.' mockup

'For P.R. purposes, let's use the phrase, 'uncanny luck' rather than 'dumb luck'.'

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'I'm a 100% consistent investor. I buy bonds when I should buy stocks when I should buy bonds.'

'I'm a 100% consistent investor. I buy bonds when I should buy stocks when I should buy bonds.' mockup

'I'm a 100% consistent investor. I buy bonds when I should buy stocks when I should buy bonds.'

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'When bad 401ks happen to good people' mockup

'When bad 401ks happen to good people'

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Payout Ponderers Gifts Collection

Payout Ponderers Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for payout ponderers—perfect for sparking thoughts and fueling ideas every morning.

Payout Ponderers Pillows

Check out our cozy pillows for payout ponderers—an ideal addition to their contemplative relaxation space.

Payout Ponderers Prints

Decorate with inspiring prints for payout ponderers—perfect for fueling their creative environment.

Payout Ponderers T-Shirts

Browse our playful and thoughtful t-shirts for payout ponderers—great for expressing their love of pondering and creativity.