Profits Ponderer Gifts

'By not getting a raise, you're making a nice contribution to our bottom line.'

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

Annual profits,

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.'

'I'm 60-40 in favor of the 60.'

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues.

'Maybe we need new profit charts?'

"We could try 'gravity' as an excuse."

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

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'For P.R. purposes, let's use the phrase, 'uncanny luck' rather than 'dumb luck'.'

'This isn't a non-profit-making organization you know! Or at least, it wasn't until you started working here!'

"It's not just me, Dad. Amazon.com has never made a cent, either."

'I'm a 100% consistent investor. I buy bonds when I should buy stocks when I should buy bonds.'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'After months of analysing, we found out how to stop your downgoing profits: just find more customers who want to buy your products.'

Have you seen my money?

"We apparently exceeded our expectations but, do any of you remember what they were?"

'U.S. Manufacturing'

Cancel that turkey and prawn sandwich...

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

'Let's go around the room, and talk about the edgy, creative things we've done so far today.'

'All our money is tied up in profits.'

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

'We could use more moving and shaking from you, Yomp, and less bobbing and weaving.'