Profit Margin Ponderer Gifts

Looking for a gift for the profit margin ponderer in your life? Our collection features clever, witty items that celebrate the joys (and challenges) of creative financial thinking. Whether it's a quirky mug, a fun t-shirt, or a unique print, these products will delight anyone who loves to analyze and improvise in the world of business or personal finance. Add some humor and personality to their workspace or wardrobe with our thoughtfully designed items that speak to their passion for profit and pondering.

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'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.' mockup

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

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"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?" mockup

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

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'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!' mockup

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

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'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.' mockup

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

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'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.' mockup

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

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"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..." mockup

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

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"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

"At least we are consistently inconsistent." mockup

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

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'I'm 60-40 in favor of the 60.'

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“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.” mockup

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

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'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.'

'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.' mockup

'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.'

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Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues.

Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues. mockup

Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues.

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"Would you like to see the markup?" mockup

"Would you like to see the markup?"

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'Maybe we need new profit charts?' mockup

'Maybe we need new profit charts?'

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"We could try 'gravity' as an excuse." mockup

"We could try 'gravity' as an excuse."

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"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?" mockup

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

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"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything." mockup

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

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business

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'This isn't a non-profit-making organization you know! Or at least, it wasn't until you started working here!'

'This isn't a non-profit-making organization you know! Or at least, it wasn't until you started working here!' mockup

'This isn't a non-profit-making organization you know! Or at least, it wasn't until you started working here!'

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'For P.R. purposes, let's use the phrase, 'uncanny luck' rather than 'dumb luck'.'

'For P.R. purposes, let's use the phrase, 'uncanny luck' rather than 'dumb luck'.' mockup

'For P.R. purposes, let's use the phrase, 'uncanny luck' rather than 'dumb luck'.'

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'I'm a 100% consistent investor. I buy bonds when I should buy stocks when I should buy bonds.'

'I'm a 100% consistent investor. I buy bonds when I should buy stocks when I should buy bonds.' mockup

'I'm a 100% consistent investor. I buy bonds when I should buy stocks when I should buy bonds.'

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'After months of analysing, we found out how to stop your downgoing profits: just find more customers who want to buy your products.'

'After months of analysing, we found out how to stop your downgoing profits: just find more customers who want to buy your products.' mockup

'After months of analysing, we found out how to stop your downgoing profits: just find more customers who want to buy your products.'

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'I think I know what the problem is!' mockup

'I think I know what the problem is!'

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Have you seen my money?

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"We apparently exceeded our expectations but, do any of you remember what they were?"

"We apparently exceeded our expectations but, do any of you remember what they were?" mockup

"We apparently exceeded our expectations but, do any of you remember what they were?"

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"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?" mockup

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

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Cancel that turkey and prawn sandwich...

Cancel that turkey and prawn sandwich... mockup

Cancel that turkey and prawn sandwich...

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'U.S. Manufacturing'

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"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea." mockup

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

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Bad news airbag

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'Let's go around the room, and talk about the edgy, creative things we've done so far today.'

'Let's go around the room, and talk about the edgy, creative things we've done so far today.' mockup

'Let's go around the room, and talk about the edgy, creative things we've done so far today.'

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'All our money is tied up in profits.' mockup

'All our money is tied up in profits.'

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"I'm creating the world's first 'instant lowrider' kit! I'll need partners...and when the profits roll in, I'll take 75 percent and they will get 50 percent."

"I'm creating the world's first 'instant lowrider' kit! I'll need partners...and when the profits roll in, I'll take 75 percent and they will get 50 percent." mockup

"I'm creating the world's first 'instant lowrider' kit! I'll need partners...and when the profits roll in, I'll take 75 percent and they will get 50 percent."

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'You have to admire the way Hartley overcame his honesty and integrity to get to the top.'

'You have to admire the way Hartley overcame his honesty and integrity to get to the top.' mockup

'You have to admire the way Hartley overcame his honesty and integrity to get to the top.'

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"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu." mockup

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

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Profit Margin Ponderer Gifts Collection

Profit Margin Ponderer Mugs

Discover more witty and creative mugs designed for profit margin ponderers—ideal for adding humor to their morning routine.

Profit Margin Ponderer Pillows

Find the perfect pillow to showcase their love for profit analysis with funny and inspiring designs.

Profit Margin Ponderer Prints

Browse our prints that bring humor and creativity to their workspace, celebrating the joy of financial pondering.

Profit Margin Ponderer T-Shirts

Explore our collection of clever t-shirts that celebrate financial wit and creative profit pondering, perfect for everyday wear.