Profit Margin Pundit Gifts

Find the ideal gift for the profit margin pundit in your life with our collection of clever, humor-filled items. Perfect for entrepreneurs, finance geeks, or anyone who loves dissecting numbers and maximizing profits. Our products blend wit with style, making their workdays a bit more fun and memorable.

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Bad news airbag

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"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..." mockup

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

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'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!' mockup

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

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"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney." mockup

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

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"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven." mockup

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

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'Blast it, Peterson -- What's this I hear about you letting our profits trickle down?'

'Blast it, Peterson -- What's this I hear about you letting our profits trickle down?' mockup

'Blast it, Peterson -- What's this I hear about you letting our profits trickle down?'

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"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?" mockup

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

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"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up." mockup

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

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"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction." mockup

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

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"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

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"What's with the Tim Russert act?" mockup

"What's with the Tim Russert act?"

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'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.' mockup

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

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'I think our only choice at this point is to take the next big step.'

'I think our only choice at this point is to take the next big step.' mockup

'I think our only choice at this point is to take the next big step.'

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Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.' mockup

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

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'Risky, but I like it!'

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"There's the pressure from my public, naturally, as well as the pressure from my publisher, my agent, and all that. But the real pressure comes from that devil inside that makes me different from other men, that makes me a writer. But, of course, you know all about pressure, grinding out those papers at Sarah Lawrence."

"There's the pressure from my public, naturally, as well as the pressure from my publisher, my agent, and all that. But the real pressure comes from that devil inside that makes me different from other men, that makes me a writer. But, of course, you know all about pressure, grinding out those papers at Sarah Lawrence."

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'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.' mockup

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

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"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month." mockup

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

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It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

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