Profit Pundits Gifts

'Today, as a change of pace, I thought we would being by discussing greed in general.'

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

Skeptic Tank.

'Blast it, Peterson -- What's this I hear about you letting our profits trickle down?'

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

Soaring Profits

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

'I think our only choice at this point is to take the next big step.'

'Risky, but I like it!'

'I'm worried about all these unemployed. They're still on our payroll'

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

National Living Wage from April 1st.

'I say, let's not be hasty in enforcing the mandatory retirement age.'

'Bedtime stories at the Browns'.'

'Maximising shareholder value doesn't count.'

"I can't understand it, we did quite well in the first three quarters.

'We're plowing our excess profits back into justifying our profits.'

"It's not just me, Dad. Amazon.com has never made a cent, either."

We can safely tell the Grand Jury your campaign money isn't soft, it's al dente.

'The Final Merger'

New Year 2020

Beef Stew.

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

'Can Mr. Sloan call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'let's see if we can find any loopholes in this 'honesty-is-the-best-policy' nonsense.'

BP Greed Credentials - huge profits and cuts to environmental promises.

Since I took command of the company, I have steered a steady course.

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

Bad news airbag

'The trouble is not with your set -- the station just got hit with a new batch of politically correct Federal regulations.'

'The very name 'windfall profits' show it's an act of god.'

Voter Suppression

Your new salary is closely linked to profits - a smaller salary means more profits.

'Thank goodness we don't need profits in order to make piles of money.'

"There's more to basketball than winning. There's also telling China to back off in Hong Kong."